About Me

Hi. I’m Rae. The most awesomest buyer’s agent in the universe. Don’t argue, it’s science. Curaçao doesn’t have Zillow, everyone hoards their listings like dragon gold, and you’ll drown in bad spreadsheets before you ever set foot in a showing. That’s where I come in.

Before this? I spent thirty years as an optician, staring into people’s eyes and politely lying that those frames looked great on their weird-shaped faces. It was a masterclass in patience, fake enthusiasm, and smiling while someone picked the absolute wrong choice every single time. Guess what? Buying houses isn’t much different. You’ll want the two-bedroom with five kids, or the five-bedroom when you don’t even have a cat. That’s just how people do.

The good news: I’m excellent at making you believe I like you, that you’re smart, and that your taste is flawless. (Whether or not that’s true is between me and my cute lil' sunset-colored adult beverage.) The better news: I actually know how to get you into the damn house despite the chaos. So let’s cut the crap and get you home.