Services

You wouldn't believe the shit I have to go through to find you a place. Think it's easy? Gurl! I'll tell you wut.

Here's the facts

• 72 agencies all with their own listings
• No centralized "Zillow"
• Everyone's an asshole and won't talk to you

Think it's easy? Go fucking do it yourself. No skin off my nose. Want some help? Let’s talk.”

What I don't do, seriously, don't ask

• I don't pick up dry cleaning
• I don’t move your furniture
• I don't make your airline reservations